Burnout
The «Burnout» report is the paid part of the burnout test: you answer 60 statements about the past three months, code computes TWO independent lines — your own state and what the environment around the work demands — 20 facets and the four conditions checked before the word is used at all, and the AI writes a coherent reading from those numbers: what exactly is pronounced in you, what is spending it, what else could produce the same picture and where to start. The test itself, the map and the checklist of conditions are free: you pay only for the deep reading, after you have already seen your scales. This is an educational tool, not a diagnosis, not a medical conclusion and not grounds for sick leave.
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Scope
What we analyse
A map of two lines instead of one score
Free tests answer with a number: «moderate level». Here state and environment are scored apart, and their combination shows where to act. One case a single score hides: heavy exhaustion with a calm environment is a reason to look for the cause not in the work but in sleep, the body or mood.
20 facets: what the picture is made of
Energy, emotional emptiness, rest that does not restore, signals from the body, distance, loss of meaning, loss of response to people, attention and memory, control over reactions, a sense that effort leads nowhere — and six areas of the environment: workload, influence, reward, the people around, fairness, values.
Four conditions — before the word is used
The signs are strong · it has lasted for months · it is bound to the work · it has a real cost. Code shows how each one looks by your answers and states plainly that the thresholds are ours rather than clinical cut-offs. The most informative is the bond to the work: heaviness that lets go nowhere points somewhere else entirely.
What else produces the same picture
A required part of the reading, not a footnote: depression, anxiety disorders, chronic sleep loss and apnoea, anaemia and low B12, thyroid trouble. In roughly half of the people who call their state burnout, something of that kind stands behind it — which is why this block is free and comes first whenever the flag is raised.
A reading for your numbers and your load
The AI receives the computed scales and your context — an employed job, your own business, studies, caring for family, or several loads at once — and writes to it: a parent at home has no «leaving at six» and no manager to renegotiate with, and office advice is useless to them.
Free first — then decide
Your point on the map, both lines with zones and the checklist of four conditions are free, right after the test. The «something else may explain this» flag is always free too: we do not earn on protection. Payment is only for the full reading. Plus a PDF report.
How it works
Three steps to a clear result
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Take a photo of a test or scan, upload a PDF — or just describe your symptoms. Several files at once, no sign-up.
AI analyses everything
It reads test values and findings on images and checks them against reference ranges. For tests from different dates, it tracks the trend.
A clear result
What’s normal, what’s off and what it means — in plain language, with advice on which doctor to see.
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FAQ
Common questions
- No, and here that is even stricter than with the other tests: no diagnosis called burnout exists at all. In the WHO classification it is not an illness but a description of a state resulting from chronic workplace stress. The reading does not say you have burnout and does not say you do not: it shows what exactly is pronounced, what is spending it and what else could produce the same picture.
- The free screener is six questions and a single 0–100 level: a minute to see whether there is anything to look into. The paid reading is 60 items of our own, two independent lines, 20 facets, four conditions and a coherent AI text from your numbers: what is pronounced, which of the six areas of the environment burns hardest, what else explains the picture and where to start.
- No, and that is deliberate. Stage schemes are popular, but no phase model of burnout has ever been confirmed by research — observations find no regular «burnout process». Putting a person on a rung would mean inventing a measurement. Instead of a stage there is a point on a map of two lines, and it implies a concrete action.
- Honestly: science has not drawn a reliable line, and we will not pretend it has. The one practical distinction: burnout is bound to the work and eases away from it, while depression eases nowhere. The test has a facet and a flag for exactly that. But no questionnaire can rule depression out — if nothing brings joy anywhere, the reading says so plainly and points to a specialist.
- No. Burnout is not a disease and in itself is not grounds for a medical certificate, and our report is not a medical document and grants no rights. It is useful for something else: it collects your answers into one PDF so a conversation with a doctor or a psychotherapist is not spent recalling things from memory.
- No, not in a single word — no classes, no names, no dosages, no «take some magnesium». Decisions about treatment belong to a clinician who has seen the person. The reading is about something else: sleep, genuinely detaching from the work outside it, rest that actually restores, and what specifically can be changed in the conditions of your own load.
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