The person next to you

The «Person next to you» report is the paid part of a test about someone close to you: a partner, a parent, a boss or a friend. You answer sixty observations about what actually happens between you, code builds a map of fifteen patterns, and the AI explains what those patterns mean and what they are doing to you. This is a reading based on one account — yours — and it describes observable behaviour rather than diagnosing the person you are describing.

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Scope

What we analyse

  • A map of 15 patterns

    Not a label saying «he is like that», but a map: for every pattern you see how pronounced it is in your specific situation. Computed by CODE from your answers — the numbers are reproducible and do not depend on the model's mood.

  • What it is doing to you

    The main part of the read is aimed not at that person but at you: how the described behaviour affects your state, your boundaries and your decisions. That is often the most important thing people take away.

  • Concrete words and next steps

    Not «talk about it», but phrasings you can actually use and a clear fork: what is worth trying yourself and where a real specialist is needed. If the answers show signs of a dangerous situation, the read names it plainly and points to help.

  • A PDF report

    The read downloads as a single file. Useful if you plan to discuss the situation with a psychologist: they get a structured picture immediately instead of a retelling from memory.

  • Free first, then your decision

    You see the pattern map for free, right after the test. Payment is only for the full read, once you already know what it will be about.

How it works

Three steps to a clear result

  1. Upload your data

    Take a photo of a test or scan, upload a PDF — or just describe your symptoms. Several files at once, no sign-up.

  2. AI analyses everything

    It reads test values and findings on images and checks them against reference ranges. For tests from different dates, it tracks the trend.

  3. A clear result

    What’s normal, what’s off and what it means — in plain language, with advice on which doctor to see.

Useful materials

Related articles and parameters — normal ranges, interpretation and causes of abnormalities.

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FAQ

Common questions

  • Anyone you interact with regularly and whose behaviour you can describe from observation: a partner, an ex-partner, a parent, an adult child, a boss, a colleague, a friend. One thing matters — that you answer about what you have actually seen and experienced, not about what third parties told you.
  • No, and this is fundamental. A diagnosis can only be made for someone who has come to a specialist themselves and been examined — it is impossible in absentia and from the other side. The read describes observable behaviour and its effect on you; it calls nobody ill and hands out no labels like «narcissist» or «psychopath».
  • No. We notify nobody, publish nothing and never contact the person in question. The result link is yours; no registration is needed, just an email to receive it.
  • For free you get the map of fifteen patterns with real numbers. The paid read is a coherent text: the three main patterns of your situation with an explanation of what is fine in it and what is not; what is happening to you; concrete phrases and steps; and a route to real help if it is needed. Plus a PDF report.
  • Full objectivity is impossible here, and the read does not hide it: it says plainly that it is built on one view — yours. But sixty concrete observations about behaviour give a far more stable picture than a general feeling of «everything is awful» or «maybe I am exaggerating». That is exactly why the questions ask about the frequency of specific events rather than for your judgements of the person.
  • If your answers show signs of a threat to your safety, the read says so directly and points to where to turn — but no online read replaces real help. In immediate danger, call your local emergency number. In a heavy but non-emergency situation the sensible next step is an in-person consultation with a psychologist, and the PDF report will help them get up to speed quickly.

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The service is informational and not intended to diagnose emergency, oncological or psychiatric conditions. For acute symptoms, call emergency services (112).