The person next to you
The «Person next to you» report is the paid part of a test about someone close to you: a partner, a parent, a boss or a friend. You answer sixty observations about what actually happens between you, code builds a map of fifteen patterns, and the AI explains what those patterns mean and what they are doing to you. This is a reading based on one account — yours — and it describes observable behaviour rather than diagnosing the person you are describing.
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- 5–9 minaverage decoding time
Services
What else we decode
Not just this area — upload any data and get a clear breakdown in minutes.
Product catalogue
Supplements, vitamins, cosmetics and hair care — what is really inside: nutrient form, dose per serving, an honest score by a published method.
Lab test decoding
Decode your blood and urine tests online with AI: CBC, blood chemistry, hormones. We explain every marker and any deviations from the norm in plain language, no sign-up needed.
Imaging report decoding
Online decoding of imaging and ECG reports: our AI breaks down ultrasound, X-ray, MRI, CT and ECG findings in plain language and shows you what to pay attention to. No sign-up needed.
Pet lab tests
Decode blood tests for dogs, cats, horses, rabbits, rodents and birds online: CBC, blood chemistry and urinalysis read against that species and your pet's age.
Pet imaging
Pet imaging decoding online: ultrasound, X-ray, CT, MRI and ECG for dogs, cats, horses, rabbits, rodents, birds and tortoises — in plain language, by species.
Pregnancy question
A pregnancy question review online: the AI reads your hCG value and its day-by-day change, a photo of a home test, an ultrasound report — or simply your account of the cycle and the delay. Files are optional. Not a substitute for a doctor.
Child's lab tests
Decoding a child's labs against age-specific ranges: CBC, urinalysis, blood chemistry. What is normal for your child's age and what to ask the pediatrician.
Thyroid panel
Decoding a thyroid panel: TSH, free T4 and T3, antibodies — read together rather than separately, with questions for your endocrinologist.
Anemia and ferritin
Decoding labs for anemia and low ferritin: hemoglobin, iron studies, B12 — read together, with questions for your doctor.
Liver panel
Decoding liver function tests: ALT, AST, GGT, bilirubin — read together with their ratios, with questions for your doctor.
Insulin resistance
Insulin resistance from your labs: the AI reads glucose and insulin together, computes HOMA-IR and goes through HbA1c, lipids and liver, with trends over time.
Cycle / PCT bloodwork
Online decoding of cycle, TRT and PCT bloodwork: testosterone, estradiol, LH/FSH, liver and lipids, with athletic context and trends over time.
Military board records review
Upload your discharge summaries, conclusions and studies — the AI reads them against the Schedule of Diseases articles: which relate, what is confirmed, what is missing, questions for your doctor. The board alone decides.
Symptom checker
Online symptom checker: describe what's bothering you and AI will name the likely causes, assess urgency, and suggest which doctor to see. Doesn't replace a visit.
Cat symptoms
A cat sneezing, lethargic, off its food, limping or drinking a lot — likely causes read against feline biology, and the signs that mean a vet today.
Dog symptoms
A dog with diarrhoea, a cough, seizures or whining — likely causes read against canine biology, and the signs that mean a vet today.
Personal check-up plan
Tell the AI about yourself — it assembles your personal list of tests: why each one, what it will show and how to prepare. A check-up plan for your situation. Not a prescription.
Skincare match
Personalised skincare match: AI reviews a product's composition and your lab results and shows what suits your skin and what to avoid. Not a substitute for a doctor.
Haircare match
AI explains in plain words why hair falls out (ferritin, vitamin D, thyroid), reviews a product's composition and shows what suits your hair. For information, not a substitute for a doctor.
Supplement & sports nutrition match
Upload your labs — AI explains in plain words which vitamins and minerals may be low (ferritin, vitamin D, B12 deficiency), which form absorbs better and whether a specific product is worth it. Supplements are not medicines; prescriptions stay with your doctor.
Cosmetic composition check
Online cosmetic composition check: AI breaks down the INCI ingredients and tells you whether a product suits you, what helps and what to avoid. Not a substitute for a doctor.
Supplement ingredient check
Supplements, vitamins and cosmetics read by the label: which form of the nutrient, how much element it gives, where the active sits and what the excipients mean.
AI health assistant
Ask a top AI about your health, wellbeing and life online: a clear real-time answer, in your language. First question free. Not a substitute for a doctor.
Personality portrait report
A Big Five (IPIP) personality test: a profile across 5 traits and 30 facets with an AI read. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Attachment style» report
A reading of your attachment style from 48 self-report answers: two axes — anxiety and avoidance, your point on the map and 12 facets. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Adult ADHD» report
A reading of your attention profile from 60 self-report answers: two symptom lines, 16 facets and the four conditions a clinician checks. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Burnout» report
A reading from 60 self-report answers: two independent lines — your own state and what the environment demands — with 20 facets and four conditions. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Adult autism» report
A reading from 72 self-report answers: two independent axes — how present the traits are and how much you mask — with 19 facets, a sensory map and the conditions a clinician checks. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Complex PTSD» report
A reading from 75 self-report answers: two independent ICD-11 axes — the trauma core and disturbances in self-organization — with six clusters, a dissociation line and the conditions a clinician checks. We never ask what happened. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Anxiety, panic and intrusive thoughts» report
A reading from 78 self-report answers: four branches at once — worry, panic attacks, intrusions and rituals, body and health — two independent axes, «in the mind» and «in the body», the criteria of each branch named one by one, and the bodily causes a doctor rules out first. An educational tool, not a diagnosis.
«Career direction» report
A reading from 104 self-report answers: an interest profile across six types, work values, work-related traits and what blocks the choice — plus three directions with occupations drawn from a 192-strong directory matched to your profile and your own constraints, how realistic a move is, the first three steps and the conversation with the people close to you. Not personnel selection and not an assessment of fitness for work.
«Couple compatibility» report
A pair reading from 62 answers by EACH of two people: two independent axes — connection and strain — thirteen facets, a map of divergences between the two pictures, and the blind spots where a prediction about the partner missed their own answers. No compatibility percentage: it predicts nothing. One payment covers both.
Metabolic weight loss
A personal weight-loss program built from your blood tests: nutrition, movement, sleep and supplements — with check-ups on what is changing inside when the time comes.
Scope
What we analyse
A map of 15 patterns
Not a label saying «he is like that», but a map: for every pattern you see how pronounced it is in your specific situation. Computed by CODE from your answers — the numbers are reproducible and do not depend on the model's mood.
What it is doing to you
The main part of the read is aimed not at that person but at you: how the described behaviour affects your state, your boundaries and your decisions. That is often the most important thing people take away.
Concrete words and next steps
Not «talk about it», but phrasings you can actually use and a clear fork: what is worth trying yourself and where a real specialist is needed. If the answers show signs of a dangerous situation, the read names it plainly and points to help.
A PDF report
The read downloads as a single file. Useful if you plan to discuss the situation with a psychologist: they get a structured picture immediately instead of a retelling from memory.
Free first, then your decision
You see the pattern map for free, right after the test. Payment is only for the full read, once you already know what it will be about.
How it works
Three steps to a clear result
Upload your data
Take a photo of a test or scan, upload a PDF — or just describe your symptoms. Several files at once, no sign-up.
AI analyses everything
It reads test values and findings on images and checks them against reference ranges. For tests from different dates, it tracks the trend.
A clear result
What’s normal, what’s off and what it means — in plain language, with advice on which doctor to see.
Useful materials
Related articles and parameters — normal ranges, interpretation and causes of abnormalities.
- ParametersAMH (Anti-Müllerian Hormone): Normal Levels by Age and Reserve
- ArticlesOnline Vet Consultation: What a Blood Test Can Show
- ParametersASO (Antistreptolysin O): What an Elevated Result Means
- ArticlesCat Constipation: How Long to Wait and What to Do at Home
- ParametersHPV Test: How to Read It, Types 16 and 18, and a Positive Result
- ArticlesFeeding an Older Cat or Dog: What the Blood Test Shows
- ParametersChlamydia (Chlamydia trachomatis): Reading IgG, IgA and PCR
- ArticlesDog Scratching: Allergy, Parasites or a Skin Disease
FAQ
Common questions
- Anyone you interact with regularly and whose behaviour you can describe from observation: a partner, an ex-partner, a parent, an adult child, a boss, a colleague, a friend. One thing matters — that you answer about what you have actually seen and experienced, not about what third parties told you.
- No, and this is fundamental. A diagnosis can only be made for someone who has come to a specialist themselves and been examined — it is impossible in absentia and from the other side. The read describes observable behaviour and its effect on you; it calls nobody ill and hands out no labels like «narcissist» or «psychopath».
- No. We notify nobody, publish nothing and never contact the person in question. The result link is yours; no registration is needed, just an email to receive it.
- For free you get the map of fifteen patterns with real numbers. The paid read is a coherent text: the three main patterns of your situation with an explanation of what is fine in it and what is not; what is happening to you; concrete phrases and steps; and a route to real help if it is needed. Plus a PDF report.
- Full objectivity is impossible here, and the read does not hide it: it says plainly that it is built on one view — yours. But sixty concrete observations about behaviour give a far more stable picture than a general feeling of «everything is awful» or «maybe I am exaggerating». That is exactly why the questions ask about the frequency of specific events rather than for your judgements of the person.
- If your answers show signs of a threat to your safety, the read says so directly and points to where to turn — but no online read replaces real help. In immediate danger, call your local emergency number. In a heavy but non-emergency situation the sensible next step is an in-person consultation with a psychologist, and the PDF report will help them get up to speed quickly.
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Go to the testThe service is informational and not intended to diagnose emergency, oncological or psychiatric conditions. For acute symptoms, call emergency services (112).